I need a slouchy hat. Adventure awaits in the comfort of my own home.
I am launching an archaeological expedition to unearth the mystical digital camera. Legend and rumour lead me to believe it may be on a deep strata of the mesa-shaped structure colloquially referred to as "the coffee table". Although there is anecdotal evidence of the existence of the digital camera, this investigator feels that the widening gaps of time between sightings indicates a strong possibility that the digital camera never existed in the first place; or if it did, it may never be found again.
I hope there's no snakes.